10 easy ways to get into trouble by mr Fish

Today I teach how to get yourself into trouble.

1. Run nude down the streets and cry out loud "IM A WHORE! I AM WHORE".... repeatedly

2. Go to www.messblack.com download the hackmsn prog, learn how to use it then make your friends click on the fake login pages, then you get their msn passwords. Sign in with their passwords and talk to their contact list. Send them messages like "Hi im gay lawl" "Hi , as a proof of my friendship I wrote your phone number on a lot of school bus :) "

3. Flirt with lots o' girls, anyone , just flirt.....till one boyfriend crushes your bones

4. Pretend to be Finlay Salesse

5.Pretend to be dead, have a friend call another one to announce him the bad news. (warning: might be a good news for some)

6.Post an ad in the newspaper in the job offer section ...write "Blowjob. Well paid..no plastic card...liquid money. Looking for women under 18"

7. Call on a radio show, you know those where you are allowed to call to do your ramblings n stuffs. When you're on air say these words..."Sexy rich man looking for beautiful girl under 18 for friendship ties only. Contact me on my mobile *number here*"

8. Call the emergency services, tell them that you got your dick burnt while masturbating at the speed of light and that you are in need of sex replacement.

9. Call your prepaid mobile phone service provider. Tell them that you are trying to put cash in but the coins and notes do not fit in. Tell them that you are also having some reception problem and ask them if its due to the fact that you used your mobile as a dildo the day before.

10. Call a charity organisation and ask them if you can donate your virginity as a form of generous act.